glastopanic.

SUNDAY. 08:59. THE GROUP CHAT IS AWAKE.

glasto
panic.

5 devices. 6 mates. One way to the farm.

Refresh with 1–5 or tap each device.
Get through. Open the spreadsheet. Get everyone in.

Unofficial fan game · fictional ticket details

A SURVIVAL GUIDE

Keep calm.
Actually, don’t.

  1. Wake up all five devices. Click their refresh buttons or use keys 1–5. Each refresh improves that device’s chance of getting through.
  2. Keep the whole gang going. Connections can drop at any moment, even while refreshing. Reconnect and keep trying on the other devices.
  3. Spot the green screen. Click “I’m in!” before the booking window vanishes.
  4. Beat the booking timer. Use the visible spreadsheet to enter all six fictional registrations and postcodes. Your remaining sale time carries over, plus a one-off 20-second bonus. Pick the requested coach day before it runs out.

THE MOST IMPORTANT SPREADSHEET OF THE YEAR

Get the whole
gang in.

These are your six for this round. All registration numbers and postcodes below are fictional game details.

YOU’RE THROUGH. SIX MATES ARE COUNTING ON YOU.

+20 seconds · you’re through!00:00

Nobody gets
left at home.

Enter all six registrations and postcodes, then pick your coach day. The spreadsheet is your lifeline.

Game details only. The real spreadsheet stays off the internet.

Choose your group’s coach departure
✳

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